Senandung Kala Hujan

INDONESIA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh

INDONESIA : Kementerian Agama
MALAYSIA : Kementerian Tak Berdosa ... (oh please...)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Darat
MALAYSIA : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi (Kalo Laut hentak2 aer kali yak?)

INDONESIA : Angkatan Udara
MALAYSIA : Laskar Angin-Angin

INDONESIA : 'Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!!'
MALAYSIA : 'Pasukaaan cerai berai !!!'

INDONESIA : Merayap
MALAYSIA : Bersetubuh dengan bumi (bageimana cuba ?)

INDONESIA : rumah sakit bersalin
MALAYSIA : hospital korban lelaki (bener juga sih...)

INDONESIA : telepon selular
MALAYSIA : talipon bimbit

INDONESIA : Pasukan terjung payung
MALAYSIA : Aska begayut

INDONESIA : belok kiri, belok kanan
MALAYSIA : pusing kiri, pusing kanan (kalo breakdance apaan?)

INDONESIA : Departemen Pertanian
MALAYSIA : Departemen Cucuk Tanam (yuu marie,)

INDONESIA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MALAYSIA : 6.30 = jam enam setengah

INDONESIA : gratis bicara 30menit
MALAYSIA : percuma berbual 30minit

INDONESIA : tidak bisa
MALAYSIA : tak boleh

INDONESIA : WC
MALAYSIA : tandas

INDONESIA : Satpam/sekuriti
MALAYSIA : Penunggu Maling (ngarep banget di malingin yak mpe ditungguin)

INDONESIA : Aduk
MALAYSIA : Kacau

INDONESIA : Di aduk hingga merata
MALAYSIA : kacaukan tuk datar

INDONESIA : 7 putaran
MALAYSIA : 7 pusingan

INDONESIA : Imut-imut
MALAYSIA : Comel benar

INDONESIA : pejabat negara
MALAYSIA : kaki tangan negara

INDONESIA :bertengkar
MALAYSIA : bertumbuk

INDONESIA : pemerkosaan
MALAYSIA : perogolan

INDONESIA : Pencopet
MALAYSIA : Penyeluk Saku

INDONESIA : joystick
MALAYSIA : batang senang (maksud loe..??)

INDONESIA : Tidur siang
MALAYSIA : Petang telentang (kalo tidur malem "gelap tengkurep" donk)

INDONESIA : Air Hangat
MALAYSIA : Air Suam

INDONESIA : Terasi
MALAYSIA : Belacan

INDONESIA : Pengacara
MALAYSIA : Penguam

INDONESIA : Sepatu
MALAYSIA : Kasut

INDONESIA : Ban
MALAYSIA : Tayar

INDONESIA : remote
MALAYSIA : kawalan jauh

INDONESIA : kulkas
MALAYSIA : peti sejuk

INDONESIA : chatting
MALAYSIA : bilik berbual

INDONESIA : rusak
MALAYSIA : tak sihat

INDONESIA : keliling kota
MALAYSIA : pusing pusing ke bandar

INDONESIA : Tank
MALAYSIA : Kereta kebal (suntik kale..???)

INDONESIA : Kedatangan
MALAYSIA : ketibaan (untung bukan ketibanan)

INDONESIA : bersenang-senang
MALAYSIA : berseronok

INDONESIA : bioskop
MALAYSIA : panggung wayang

INDONESIA : rumah sakit jiwa
MALAYSIA : gubuk gila

INDONESIA : dokter ahli jiwa
MALAYSIA : Dokter gila (lu gilaaaaaaaaaaa)

INDONESIA : narkoba
MALAYSIA : dadah

INDONESIA : pintu darurat
MALAYSIA : Pintu kecemasan

INDONESIA : hantu pocongk
MALAYSIA : hantu Bungkus (pesen atu donk bang!!!)

INDONESIA : darurat
MALAYSIA : kecemasan

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Aku Cewek Atau Cowok???

20:33 | 4 Comments

Sekarang aku jadi takut kalo bercermin. Rambut2 halus di atas bibirku udah semakin menyerupai kumis

Mana sekarang jadi tumbuh di dagu lagi. Gak lama lagi aku pun jenggotan. Kalo itu bener2 terjadi, aku mau buat kayak Sami Yusuf.

Kenapa ya??

Oh G..Aku ini sebenernya cewek atau cowok???

Avril Lavigne - The Best Damn Thing

11:11 | 0 Comments

Let me hear you say hey hey hey
Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho

I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door
Even though I told him yesterday and the day before
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab
And I have to pull my money out and that
looks bad

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams
My Cinderella story scene
When do you think they'll finally see

That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't
you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble but I'm a hell of a scandal
Me I'm a scene
I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Alright Alright
yeah

I hate it when a guy doesn't understand
Why a certain time of month I don't want to hold his hand
I hate it when they go out and we stay in
And they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriend

But I found my hopes I found my dreams
My Cinderella story scene
Now everybody's gonna see

That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble but I'm a hell of a scandal
Me I'm a scene
I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Give me an A,
always give me what I want
Give me a V,
be very very good to me
R, are you gonna treat me right
I, I can put up a fight
Give me an L,
let me hear you scream loud

One two three four

Where are the hopes, where are the dreams
My Cinderella story scene
When do you think they'll finally see

That you're not not not gonna get any better
You won't won't won't you won't get rid of me never
Like it or not even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah yeah yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble but I'm a hell of a scandal
Me I'm a scene I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Let me hear you say hey hey hey
Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho

I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen